I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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