It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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