I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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