What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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