just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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