AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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