R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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