i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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