I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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