Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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