I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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