The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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