so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
The air taste purple.
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