i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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