he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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