Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
