i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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