If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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