The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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