I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
