So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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