Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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