What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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