redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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