I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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