I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize
