The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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