He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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