I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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