fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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