wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
