I just cut my nipple shaving
i just google imaged poop.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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