we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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