She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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