we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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