Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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