so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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