but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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