dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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