Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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