I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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