Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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