I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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