i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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