I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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