hotel room ftw
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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