I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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