I'm so fucking centered right now
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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