i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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