Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
that may or may not have been my penis.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize