I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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