that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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