i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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