We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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