brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I party with great urgency now.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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